Disclaimer:
This posting is intended for a closed audience of my-KART members, and does not represent the views of the Club.
It is also intended to be satirical in nature...ie, it's only a joke, so please don't send the writer to Kamunting!!..

Anyway, since the election is near, I couldn't resist writing this post! Joke only ahhh!...

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What if.....my-KART was run like a political party?

Barisan Nasional:
- Committee will be split among the races - President, Vice President & Treasurer can only be Bmiputeras, remaining posts will be split 3 Malays, 2 Chinese, 1 Indian and 1 "lain lain" represented by Mark Timms.
- Careful succession planning for the Committee posts - only children, in-laws and relatives need apply. The rest of you can dream on...
- Contracts to be handed out based on who the committee knows - eg Catering to Bombe's family, Models to Azlan's family, IT support/Telecoms to Fazz's family, Marketing to Yusnee's family, Membership cards to Mark's family
- Mega projects will be initiated -> Administrative centre, Club house, IT server room, grandstand, monument to Fazz
- Bumiputera discount for membership, event fees.
- Bumiputeras given 3 lap advantage for all heats and finals
- Committee will "close one eye" on any breach of the rules, be it safety, or jumping queue at the start..for a fee!

PKR:
- Fazz accused of bumping into another kart from behind, gets thrown him in jail, beaten up and his wife, Ju, appointed as interim my-KART President.

PAS:
- my-KART logo changed to green colour
- Membership and events open to Muslims only. Non Muslims may convert upon registration.
- Events segregate between the sexes. K1-Male/K1-Female, K2-Male/K2-Female, K3-Male/K3-Female
- All females to wear full racing attire- racing suit and balaclava.
- Hudud law imposed....anyone caught cheating, overtaking before flag off, bumping from behind, will get their "NADs" chopped off!
- All chicken wing sessions to be certified "Halal"..

DAP:
- Karting for karters only! K3 series disbanded to avoid the need to manage Newbies.
- Fazz is President for life, Yusnee VP for life, Azlan Treasurer for life. Their kids will inherit the posts on age 18.
- K1 series to be supercharged with booster "rockets"....

Republicans (USA):
- Fazz & Committee start a "War on Terrer"...against all karting buaya's who pose a threat to the committee.
- Suhazlan, IskM7, Tarmizi & a few other threatening K1 racers are captured and sent to Abu Ghraib kart track...